Total Medals Earned: 52 (From 15 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,200 Points
Medals Earned: 5/10 (75/185 points)
Complete the tutorial.
Full Combo Early Mornin' Booze.
Full Combo Here We Go Again.
Visit the credits.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Full Combo Drunken Do-Si-Do.
Full Combo Moonshine Melody.
Full Combo Holly Jolly Jivin'.
Medals Earned: 2/7 (150/340 points)
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 1/17 (5/385 points)
Jump out
Go to the next floor without harming any enemies
Kill a carrot before it explodes
Complete a room at 10% of your max health or less
Reach Floor 10
Reach Floor 20
Reach Floor 30
Reach Floor 40
Reach Floor 50
Jump out 10 times in one run
Reach a Max HP of 500 or more
Beat the game in 45 minutes or less
Beat the game
Jump out and climb back up again from the bottom after killing the CEO
Kill 300 enemies in a run
Have 50.000 Fruity Bucks on you
Buy the Glock 17 9mm
Medals Earned: 6/21 (50/230 points)
Play the game?
Beat World 1 and get access to World 2
Beat World 2 and get access to World 3
100% The Tutorial World (Levels 1-5)
100% The First World (Levels 7-12)
Beat World 5 and get access to the finale
Beat World 3 and get access to World 4
Beat World 4 and get access to World 5
100% The Second World (levels 13-18)
100% The Third World (levels 19-24)
100% The Fourth World (Levels 25-30)
100% The Fifth World (31-36)
beat all worlds any% under 30 minutes
beat all worlds any% within 30-60 minutes
beat all worlds any% after an hour
100% The Whole Game
Medals Earned: 1/28 (5/475 points)
Survive for a total of 60 seconds in a single run
Survive for a total of 5 minutes in a single run
Survive for a total of 10 minutes in a single run
Survive for a total of 15 minutes in a single run
Survive for a total of 20 minutes in a single run
Survive for a total of 25 minutes in a single run
Survive for a total of 30 minutes in a single run
Kill 400 Ringer Enemies
Kill 300 Speeder Enemies
Kill 300 Wall Enemies
Kill 200 Orbiter Enemies
Kill 150 Bomb Enemies
Kill 100 Mother Enemies
Kill 300 Pellet Enemies
Kill 300 Brick Enemies
Kill 200 Blocker Enemies
Kill 150 Bringer Enemies
Purchase the Tough Luck Upgrade
Purchase the Reassurance Upgrade
Purchase the Protection Upgrade
Purchase the Air Control Upgrade
Purchase the Cumbersome Upgrade
Purchase the Split Upgrade
Purchase the Lazy Devs Upgrade
Purchase the Overwhelming Force Upgrade
Purchase the Turnip Seeds Upgrade
Purchase the Swarm Intelligence Upgrade
Medals Earned: 9/9 (450/450 points)
Get a combo of 50 consecutive hits on Table One!
Successfully hit all the targets on Table One!
Get a combo of 50 consecutive hits in Table Three!
Successfully hit all the targets for Table Three!
Get a combo of 50 consecutive hits on Table Two!
Successfully hit all the targets on Table Two!
Score at least 100k on Table One!
Score at least 100k on Table Three!
Score at least 100k on Table Two!
Medals Earned: 7/8 (80/90 points)
Played the game for the first time
Won a game of single player
Won a match against someone in online
Customized your character
Reached level 50
Played on Madness Day (9/22)
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
defeat the woman 100 times
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
Medals Earned: 2/18 (10/360 points)
Clear floor 1.
Begin the game.
Clear floor 2.
Clear floor 3.
Clear floor 4.
Clear floor 5.
Clear floor 6.
Clear floor 7.
Clear floor 8.
Destroy the Rob Boss.
Clear floor 10.
Clear floor 12.
Clear floor 14.
Unleash fever mode 20+ times.
Fail to cast a spell 100+ times.
(splat)